i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this


my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 


if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”


blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny


ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children


i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first


why get thinner when you can get more dinner

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy."
- Kurt Vonnegut (via ariesgrrrl)

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

[throws a chair] i just want that character to be happy